I Went To Look For A Used

I Don't Get No Respect, No Respect At All!

My Wife And I Were Happy For 20 Years. Then We Met.

When I Was A Kid, I Never Went To Disneyland. My Ol' Man Told Me Mickey Mouse Died In A Cancer Experiment.

My Car Broke Down Just The Other Day, I Called Triple A, They Came And Towed Me Away!

I Told My Doctor, "i've Swallowed A Bottle Of Sleeping Pills" And He Told Me To Have A Few Drinks And Get Some Rest.