I Went To Look For A Used

To Give You An Idea How Well I Was Doing At The Time I Quit, I Was The Only One Who Knew I Quit.

I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I Wasn't A Boy...i'd Have Nothing To Play With.

I Asked My Old Man If I Could Go Ice-skating On The Lake. He Told Me, "wait Til It Gets Warmer."

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.

Me And My Dad Used To Play Tag, He'd Drive!