I Will Get Stoned And Worship Satan.

I'm Not Like Them, But I Can Pretend.

I Really Haven't Had That Exciting Of A Life. There Are A Lot Of Things I Wish I Would Have Done, Instead Of Just Sitting Around And Complaining About Having A Boring Life. So I Pretty Much Like To Make It Up. I'd Rather Tell A Story About Somebody Else.

I Wouldn't Wear A Tie-dyed Tee-shirt Unless It Was Dyed With The Urine Of Phil Collins And The Blood Of Jerry Garcia.

Out Of All The Guitars In The Whole World, The Fender Mustang Is My Favorite. They're Cheap And Totally Inefficient, And They Sound Like Crap And Are Very Small.

I'm Not Well-read, But When I Read, I Read Well.