I Will Jump On Anybody's Private Plane

Having Little Money To Spend Was A Valuable Learning Experience. My Schooling Also Shaped My Work Ethic Because While Other Children Were Listening To The Goons, I Was Studying, Which Enabled Me To Go To Cambridge University.

I Never Think In Terms Of Target Audience. I Try To Write What Makes Me Laugh, So I'm The Target Audience. I Guess I Just Hope There's Another Person In America Like Me.

Life Took Over 4 Billion Years To Evolve Into You, And You've About 70 More Years To Enjoy It. Don't Just Pursue Happiness, Catch It.

Monty Python Only Became Valuable When It Was Sold To Public Broadcasting Service (pbs) In America. They Didn't Pay Much Either, But The Series Has Been Shown Repeatedly, Which Led To Lucrative Tapes, Cds And Dvds.

I Don't Invest In The Stock Market, But I Have Pension Funds - Some In America And The Uk.