I Will Jump On Anybody's Private Plane

At Least In America, You Have Freedom Of Speech, Which Is A Good Thing. It's Just A Question Of Whether You're Allowed To Use It On 'fox News'.

Of The Sparkling Wines, The Most Famous Is Perth Pink. This Is A Bottle With A Message In, And The Message Is "beware". This Is Not A Wine For Drinking; This Is A Wine For Laying Down And Avoiding.

I'm Not Really A Celebrity; I'm Just Vestigially Left Over From Doing Stuff From Before.

Executives Do Not On The Whole Do Well With Comedy. They Can't Understand It, They Can't Read It, They Can't Spot It.

You Could Write A Joke In The Pub At Lunchtime And Watch It Performed On Television That Evening.