I Will Never Be Below The Title.

I Sent My Flowers Across The Hall To Mrs Nixon But Her Husband Remembered What A Democrat I Am And Sent Them Back.

Among The Reasons Marriages Fail, Sex Ranks No Higher Than Fourth, Behind Money, Having Only One Bathroom, And An Inability To Communicate, Reasons One, Two And Three.

I've Lost My Faith In Science.

If You've Never Been Hated By Your Child, You've Never Been A Parent.

In This Rat-race Everybody's Guilty Till Proved Innocent!