I Wish I Had More Hands, So

I Wish I Had More Hands, So I Could Give Those Titties Four Thumbs Down!

Somebody Broke Into My House Once, This Is A Good Time To Call The Police, But Mm Mm, Nope. The House Was Too Nice. It Was A Real Nice House, But They'd Never Believe I Lived In It. They'd Be Like 'he's Still Here!

America, I Appreciate You Liking Me.

The Higher Up I Went, The Less Happy I Was.

I Don't Do Any Jokes That Old. I Might Have Maybe One Or Two Jokes From High School That I Still Do.