I Wish I Had More Hands, So

I Don't Want Anything Bad To Happen To The United States, But If North Korea Ever Drops A Nuclear Bomb On This Country, I Swear To God, I Hope It Lands In Hartford.

I Wish I Had More Hands, So I Could Give Those Titties Four Thumbs Down!

After A While, A Joke, If You Say It Too Much, Just Becomes Contrived, Or Fake-sounding.

It Seems Like There's Never Enough Famous White People Among Comic In Hollywood.

If I Put Forth A Legitimate Effort, Then I Feel Like, If That Doesn't Work Out, That's All I Can Do.