I Wonder If Illiterate People Get The

I Don't Want To Hear The Specials. If They're So Special, Put 'em On The Menu.

Men Like A Ref Decision Because They Just Want To Get Back To The Game.

Everybody Lies About Sex. People Lie During Sex. If It Weren't For Lies, There'd Be No Sex.

I Have A Problem With The Strip That Runs Along The Bottom Of The News Programs. Don't These Idiots Who Run The News Programs Know We Don't Want To Read? That's Why We're Watching Tv.

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