I Wonder Whether If I Had An

I Wonder Whether If I Had An Education I Should Have Been More Or Less A Fool That I Am.

I Make It A Rule Always To Believe Compliments Implicitly For Five Minutes, And To Simmer Gently For Twenty More.

Truly Nothing Is To Be Expected Except For The Unexpected.

It Is So Comic To Hear Oneself Called Old, Even At Ninety I Suppose!

You Must Remember That A Woman, By Nature, Needs Much Less To Feed Upon Than A Man, A Few Emotions And She Is Satisfied.