I Worry About My Nan. If She's

See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil. Rohypnol

A Surprising Amount Of My Jokes Sound Very Implausible But Are True.

Staying In Luxury Hotels Still Gives Me A Kick, Especially Oulton Hall In Yorkshire. I'd Stay In A Hotel For The Breakfast And Room Service.

There's Things That I Couldn't Joke About But Other People Could.

My Mum Told Me The Best Time To Ask My Dad For Anything Was During Sex. Not The Best Advice I'd Ever Been Given. I Burst In Through The Bedroom Door Saying "can I Have A New Bike?". He Was Very Upset. His Secretary Was Surprisingly Nice About It. I Got The Bike.