I Would Ban Sweets From School -

David Lloyd George Had Been To Germany, And Been So Dazzled By The Führer That He Compared Him To George Washington. Hitler Was A 'born Leader', Declared The Befuddled Former British Prime Minister. He Wished That Britain Had 'a Man Of His Supreme Quality At The Head Of Affairs In Our Country Today'. This From The Hero Of The First World War! The Man Who Had Led Britain To Victory Over The Kaiser!

I Cant Remember What My Line On Drugs Is. Whats My Line On Drugs?

I Am Hoping Very Much To Get Re-elected But It Is Going To Be A Tough Fight.

I Think It'd Be Disgraceful If A Chap Wasn't Allowed To Have A Bit Of Fun In Las Vegas. The Real Scandal Would Be If You Went To Vegas And You Didn't Misbehave In Some Trivial Way.

[people] Are Woefully Underestimating This Country And What It Can Achieve.