I Would Like To Go To Russia

There's A Cord Sticking Out Of The Back. Might You Tell Me Where It Goes?

Oh, It's You That Owns That Ghastly Car, Is It?

You Have Mosquitoes. I Have The Press.

In The Days When The Nation Depended On Agriculture For Its Wealth It Made The Lord Chancellor Sit On A Woolsack To Remind Him Where The Wealth Came From. I Would Like To Suggest We Remove That Now And Make Him Sit On A Crate Of Machine Tools.

There Is Nothing Like It For Morale To Be Reminded That The Years Are Passing - Ever More Quickly - And That Bits Are Dropping Off The Ancient Frame. But It Is Nice To Be Remembered At All.