Oh, It's You That Owns That Ghastly

In The Days When The Nation Depended On Agriculture For Its Wealth It Made The Lord Chancellor Sit On A Woolsack To Remind Him Where The Wealth Came From. I Would Like To Suggest We Remove That Now And Make Him Sit On A Crate Of Machine Tools.

It's A Vast Waste Of Space.

Cannibalism Is A Radical But Realistic Solution To The Problem Of Overpopulation.

What About Tom Jones? He's Made A Million And He's A Bloody Awful Singer.

If It Doesn't Fart Or Eat Hay, She Isn't Interested.