Oh, It's You That Owns That Ghastly

People Say After A Fire It's Water Damage That's The Worst. We're Still Drying Out Windsor Castle.

When A Man Opens A Car Door For His Wife, It's Either A New Car Or A New Wife.

There Is Nothing Like It For Morale To Be Reminded That The Years Are Passing - Ever More Quickly - And That Bits Are Dropping Off The Ancient Frame. But It Is Nice To Be Remembered At All.

We Don't Come Here For Our Health. We Can Think Of Other Ways Of Enjoying Ourselves.

I Am Full Of Admiration For The Technologists Who Have Developed All Sorts Of Gadgets For The Purpose Of Improving Communications. However, I Believe That All These Fascinating Machines Are Complementary To, And Not Substitutes For, Books And The Printed Word.