If It Doesn't Fart Or Eat Hay,

The French Don't Know How To Cook Breakfast.

A Gun Is No More Dangerous Than A Cricket Bat In The Hands Of A Madman.

They're Not Mating Are They?

It's Not A Very Big One, But At Least It's Dead And It Took An Awful Lot Of Killing!

Ah, You're The One Who Wrote The Letter. So You Can Write Then.