If It Doesn't Fart Or Eat Hay,

[after Accepting A Gift From A Kenyan Woman] You Are A Woman, Aren't You?

We Are Suffering A National Defeat Comparable To Any Lost Military Campaign, And What Is More, It Is Self- Inflicted? It Is About Time That We Pulled Our Fingers Out? The Rest Of The World Most Certainly Does Not Owe Us A Living.

There's A Cord Sticking Out Of The Back. Might You Tell Me Where It Goes?

Cannibalism Is A Radical But Realistic Solution To The Problem Of Overpopulation.

Deaf? If You're Near There, No Wonder You Are Deaf.