If It Doesn't Fart Or Eat Hay,

It’s A Pleasure To Be In A Country That Isn’t Ruled By Its People.

It's Difficult To See How It's Possible To Become Immensely Valuable By Singing What Are The Most Hideous Songs.

Do People Trip Over You?

It Seems To Me That It's The Best Way Of Wasting Money That I Know Of. I Don't Think Investments On The Moon Pay A Very High Dividend.

Dontopedalogy Is The Science Of Opening Your Mouth And Putting Your Foot In It, Which I've Practised For Many Years.