If It Doesn't Fart Or Eat Hay,

Oh, It's You That Owns That Ghastly Car, Is It?

Oh No, I Might Catch Some Ghastly Disease.

If Anyone Has A New Idea In This Country, There Are Twice As Many People Who Keep Putting A Man With A Red Flag In Front Of It.

Wildlife Of The World Is Disappearing, Not Because Of A Malicious And Deliberate Policy Of Slaughter And Extermination, But Simply Because Of A General And Widespread Ignorance And Neglect.

Cats Kill Far More Birds Than Men. Why Don't You Have A Slogan: 'kill A Cat And Save A Bird?'