If It Doesn't Fart Or Eat Hay,

Deaf? If You're Near There, No Wonder You Are Deaf.

You Can't Have Been Here Long, You Haven't Got A Pot Belly.

You're Just A Silly Little Whitehall Twit: You Don't Trust Me And I Don't Trust You.

There Are Always Twenty Excellent Reasons For Doing Nothing For Every One Reason For Starting Anything-especially If It Has Never Been Done Before.

People Think There's A Rigid Class System Here, But Dukes Have Been Known To Marry Chorus Girls. Some Have Even Married Americans.