It's Not A Very Big One, But

Why Don't You Go And Live In A Hostel To Save Cash?

We Don't Come Here For Our Health. We Can Think Of Other Ways Of Enjoying Ourselves.

If A Cricketer Suddenly Decided To Go Into A School And Batter A Lot Of People To Death With A Cricket Bat, Are You Going To Ban Cricket Bats?

This Could Only Happen In A Technical College.

We Didn't Have Counsellors Rushing Around Every Time Somebody Let Off A Gun. You Just Got On With It!