I Would Like To Provoke Ambiguous Responses

I'm Trying To Be Less Bombastic. I Love My Books. I Think I've Done Things Nobody Else Has Done.

I Wanted Things. Whatever It Cost And Whatever It Took, I Would Do It. And That's It.

I Don't Want To Recover From Writing This Book [the Onion]. I Feel Very Poised. I Feel Like I'm With My Mother For The First Time Ever. I Feel Like I've Confronted Her, And The Confrontation Goes On.

Tell Me Anything. Tell Me Everything. Revoke Our Time Apart. Love Me Fierce In Danger.

Some Men Get The World, Some Men Get Ex-hookers And A Trip To Arizona. You're In With The Former, But My God I Don't Envy The Blood On Your Conscience.