I Would Love To Be Moses.

[my Mother] Once Cooked A Ham And Later Found It In My Father's Shirt Drawer. I Am Not Kidding.

I Have Also Heard And Read Various Accounts Of Why They [sheldon Leonard And Carl Reiner] Liked Me. My Favorites? I Wasn't Too Good-looking, I Walked A Little Funny, And I Was Basically Kind Of Average And Ordinary. I Guess My Lack Of Perfection Turned Out To Be A Winning Hand. Let That Be A Lesson For Future Generations.

You Know, I'm Almost Out Of The Habit Of Watching Episodic Television Now.

I've Won Several Emmys, A Tony And A Grammy So Maybe Somebody Will Let Me Have An Oscar, And Then I'll Have A Full Set.

10 Years Ago, I Would've Host Saturday Night Live. But To Me, The Show Has Declined. For Some Reason, Humor Isn't What It Was. It Just, To Me, It's Not As Funny As It Was, Not As Sharply Satirical.