I Would Love To Play Simon Cowell

I've Got No Dark Secrets, I Wasn't Beaten Up, My Parents Were Kind To Me And There Was A Low Crime Rate Where We Lived. Maybe That's Where The Comedy Comes From, As Some Sort Of Reaction To The Safe, Boring Suburbs.

Whenever Someone Calls Me Ugly I Get Super Sad And Hug Them, Because I Know How Tough Life Is For The Visually Impaired.

In One Of My Songs, In The Song On The "why?" Remix That I Did With Jadakiss In 2004, I Said, "why Is Bush Actin' Like They Tryin' To Get Osama? Why Don't We Impeach Him And Elect Obama?" This Is In 2004 On The "why?" Remix And I Said That Because I Really Had Belief That Obama Was The Right Person To Be President

In Junior High P.e., I Was Way Too Shy To Take A Shower In Front Of The Other Kids. It Was A Horribly Awkward Time - Body Hair, Odors... So I'd Go From My Sweaty Shirt Back Into My Regular Clothes And Have To Continue The Day.

I Laugh Like A Fool When I Watch A Movie That I've Done Several Years Down The Road When It's On Cable, I'll Just Watch And Sadly Laugh Along.