I Would Never Consent To A Lame

Juno: Honest To Blog?

I Have A Huge Repertoire. I Love Karaoke.

Fact: The New '90210' Is Cooler Than The Old '90210.' It's The Lithe, Streamlined Skipper To The Elder Series' Venerable Barbie. Gone Are The Traditional Parents - They've Been Replaced By A Hipster Mom N' Pop Who Get Busted Necking In The Car.

The Fashion Industry Isn't Merely Content To Encase My Meaty Flanks In Skintight Denim. Oh, No! That Denim Also Has To Be White, A Color That Attracts Ketchup, Wine, Garlic Aioli, And Any Other Foodstuffs I Might Otherwise Be Able To Enjoy If I Wasn't Wearing Ridiculously Tight Pants.

Whether It's A Blatant Homage Or Unconscious Mimicry, The Rolling Stones Have Permanently, Indelibly Influenced How Rock Stars Look And Behave.