I Would Never Do Crack... I Would

You Can't Teach Somebody How To Be Funny. You're Either Funny, Or You Ain't.

Most People Don't Know How Underpaid And Often Ill-equipped Urban Fire Departments Are Across North America.

I'm In My Truck Talking To Jesus. And You Can See A World Series Ring On My Right Pinkie Finger. But When I Take My Sunglasses Off A Second Later, It's Gone. It's The Whole Divine Intervention Thing. You Know Jesus Had Something To Do With Them Winning.

Good Actors, Especially When They Know Their Character, Will Come In And Either Tell You In Advance That They Have An Idea, Or In The Middle Of The Rehearsal Or The Scene They'll Let It Loose And You Go, "ah That's Great."

My Goal Is To Leave This Planet With The Biggest Carbon Footprint I Can Possibly Leave.