I Would Have To Commit A Crime

I've Been Nominated For Emmys And Golden Globes, But I've Never Won One And I Probably Never Will.

I Love To Smoke. I Smoke Seven Thousand Packs A Day!

If A Character Dies, You Get To Do A Big, Juicy Death Scene. But The Flip Side Is You're Out Of The Sequel, Which Is Where The Real Money Is.

My Nieces And My Nephews Think The Only Thing That I Do Is 'ice Age.' That's Fine With Me Because Pretty Soon They'll Grow Up Enough To Realize That I Suck Or That My Time Has Passed, Whichever It Might Be.

I've Eaten Things That Didn't Complain This Much.