I Would Rather Play Hamlet With No

If You Think It's Hard To Meet New People, Try Picking Up The Wrong Golf Ball.

She Has Never Messed Up A Single Take Yet. Recently I Was In A Scene And There Was A Table Covered With A Cloth. When The Director Said Cut, I Saw A Black Nose And Two Paws Inching Out From Under The Cloth. She Had Hidden There Without Making A Sound Until We Were Done With The Scene. She Wanted To Be Nearer To Me.

Nobody Deserves This Much Money - Certainly Not An Actor.

I Have Lost Someone I Loved As A Brother, As A Closest Friend, And A Remarkable Human Being. We Have Also Lost One Of The Best Damn Actors We'll Ever See.

I Won't Quit Until I Get Run Over By A Truck, A Producer Or A Critic.