I Wrote The Book In My Head

J. Lo, Whether She Is Good Or Bad, Is Like A Fiery Movie Star, A Throwback To Elizabeth Taylor In Her Heyday.

I Want Everybody Who Is Watching To Come To The Academy Awards With Us. I'm Going To Pay For The Bus.

I Am Going To Get Political On You. Because I Am The Most Shallow Person In The World, My Mission Is To See Men's Formal Wear Change A Little Bit. It Is Too Rigid! Everybody Looks Like A Penguin!

I Don't Hold That Everybody Has To Love Fashion. Some People Like Gardening.

You're Surfing With All This Glamour, And A Lot Of People Are Talking About Gwyneth, Jlo, And Cameron.