If A Man Ain't Nothin' Else, Then

I Have Often Said In Answer To Inquiries As To How I Got Away With Kidding Some Of Our Public Men, That It Was Because I Liked All Of Them Personally, And That If There Was No Malice In Your Heart There Could Be None In Your "gags", And I Have Always Said I Never Met A Man I Dident Like.

If Stupidity Got Us Into This Mess, Then Why Can't It Get Us Out?

You Can't Legitimately Kick On Income Tax, For It's On What You Have Made. You Have Already Made It. But, Look At Land, Farms, Homes, Stores, Vacant Lots. You Pay Year After Year On Them Whether You Make It Or Not.

In A Real Estate Man's Eye, The Most Expensive Part Of The City Is Where He Has A House To Sell

More Men Have Been Elected Between Sundown And Sunup Than Ever Were Elected Between Sunup And Sundown.