If A Man Ain't Nothin' Else, Then

I Don't Make Jokes. I Just Watch The Government And Report The Facts. I'm Not A Member Of Any Organized Political Party, I'm A Democrat! If We Ever Pass Out As A Great Nation We Ought To Put On Our Tombstone 'america Died From A Delusion That She Had Moral Leadership.'

Congress Is Deadlocked And Can’t Act.

The More Ignorant You Are, The Quicker You Fight.

Just Read The Farm Relief Bill. It's Just A Political Version Of Einstein's Last Theory. If A Farmer Could Understand It, He Certainly Would Know More Than To Farm. He Would Be A Professor At Harvard.

Live In Such A Way That You Would Not Be Ashamed To Sell Your Parrot To The Town Gossip.