If A Man Smiles All The Time,

What Wine Goes With Captain Crunch?

And Off We Go, Out Onto The Highway Looking For A Little Fun. Perhaps A Flatbed Truck Loaded With Human Cadavers Will Explode In Front Of A Star Trek Reunion. One Can Only Dream And Hope.

Most Of The Time People Feel Okay. Probably It's Because At The Moment They're Not Actually Dying.

The Main Reason Santa Is So Jolly Is Because He Knows Where All The Bad Girls Live.

You Get To Play With People's Little Danger Zones.