If A Man Smiles All The Time,

Nothing Rectifies Out-of-control Market Failures Like A Healthy Dose Of Government Intervention And Mountains Of Bureaucracy.

If God Didn't Want You To Masturbate, He Would Have Given You Short Arms.

People Who See Life As Anything More Than Pure Entertainment Are Missing The Point.

If You Can't Beat Them, Arrange To Have Them Beaten.

Results Like These [state Of The Earth] Do Not Belong On The Resumé Of A Supreme Being.