If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's

Bert Williams Was The Funniest Man I Ever Saw And The Saddest Man I Ever Knew.

I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant Handy In Case I See A Snake, Which I Also Keep Handy.

Some Weasel Took The Cork Out Of My Lunch.

The Punkwat Twins! Brentwood Is The World's Smallest Giant, Whilst His Brother, Elwood, Is The Largest Midget In The World. They Baffle Science!

Attitude Is More Important Than The Past, Than Education, Than Money, Than Circumstances, Than What People Do Or Say. It Is More Important Than Appearance, Giftedness, Or Skill.