If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's

The Nation Needs To Return To The Colonial Way Of Life, When A Wife Was Judged By The Amount Of Wood She Could Split.

The Funniest Thing A Comedian Can Do Is Not Do It.

Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast

I Never Met A Kid I Liked.

If I Ever Found A Church That Didn't Believe In Knocking All The Other Churches, I Might Consider Joining It.