If At First You Don't Succeed, You

The Incompetent With Nothing To Do Can Still Make A Mess Of It.

The Advantage Of Modern Means Of Communication Is They Enable You To Worry About Things In All Of The World

There Are More Pretty Photographs Of Women Than There Are Photographs Of Pretty Women.

You Can Always Tell A Real Friend: When You've Made A Fool Of Yourself He Doesn't Feel You've Done A Permanent Job.

In The Country Of The Blind, The One-eyed King Can Still Goof Up.