It Usually Takes Two People To Make

I Inherited My Ability From Both Parents; My Mother's Ability For Spending Money, And My Father's Ability For Not Earning It.

Two Can Live As Cheaply As One - If They Both Have Good Jobs.

America Is A Country That Doesn't Know Where It Is Going But Is Determined To Set A Speed Record Getting There.

Give A Child Enough Rope And He Will Trip You Up.

Every Man Serves A Useful Purpose: A Miser, For Example, Makes A Wonderful Ancestor.