It Usually Takes Two People To Make

Middle Age Is When It Takes Longer To Rest Than To Get Tired.

In The Country Of The Blind, The One-eyed King Can Still Goof Up.

When You See Yourself Quoted In Print And You’re Sorry You Said It, It Suddenly Becomes A Misquotation.

You Can Always Tell A Real Friend: When You've Made A Fool Of Yourself He Doesn't Feel You've Done A Permanent Job.

They Lead Only As The Carved Wooden Figurehead Leads The Ship.