If Elected, I Will Win.

I Like To Pour My Wines For People. I Watch Their Eyes, I Can See What They'll Like. Most People Say They Don't Like Dry Wine Because They Haven't Had A Dry Wine That's Clean And Fruity, Instead Of A Big, Oaky Thing.

They Said I Ignored The Drug Problem. Well, I Gave Speeches On Drugs, I Wrote Books On Drugs. I Did Darn Near Everything On Drugs!

I Don't Need Adult Supervision.

I've Upped My Standards. Now, Up Yours.

In Opposition To Sex Education: Let The Kids Today Learn It Where We Did - In The Gutter.