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If God Had Intended Us Not To Masturbate, He Would Have Made Our Arms Shorter.
-George Carlin
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If God Had Intended Us Not To
George Carlin
If God Had Intended Us Not To Masturbate, He Would Have Made Our Arms Shorter.
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