If God Had Wanted Man To Play

I Always Tell People I Want To Live To Be 150 And They Say Why Would You Want To Do That. I Say, Well There's A Few People I Haven't Made Mad Yet, I Want To Get Them.

I Don't Pick On Anybody Who Has A Number Above 30.

You Remember What Happened When Eddie Pipp Got Hurt? A Guy Named Lou Gehrig Took Over.

Promises Are Empty Words If You're Not Keeping Them.

Failure Isn't Fatal Unless You Let It Be.