If God Had Wanted Us To Play

If Any One Of My Players Isn’t Interfering With Play, They’re Not Getting Paid.

I'm Sure The England Selectors Thought If They Took Me On And Gave Me The Job, I'd Want To Run The Show. They Were Shrewd, Because That's Exactly What I Would Have Done.

Acne Is A Bigger Problem Than Injuries.

We Used To Go To The Pictures Every Saturday Night But We Had To Leave A Little Bit Early And Get Home And Watch Match Of The Day - And My Wife Still Complains She Missed The Last Five Minutes Of Every Film We Saw.

If A Chairman Sacks The Manager He Initially Appointed, He Should Go As Well.