If I Had An Argument With A

There Are More Hooligans In The House Of Commons Than At A Football Match.

Come And See My Coaching Certificates - They're Called The European Cup And League Championships.

If I Had An Argument With A Player We Would Sit Down For Twenty Minutes, Talk About It And Then Decide I Was Right!

That Seaman Is A Handsome Young Man But He Spends Too Much Time Looking In His Mirror Rather Than At The Ball. You Can't Keep Goal With Hair Like That.

If God Had Wanted Us To Play Football In The Sky, He'd Have Put Grass Up There.