If He'd Been English Or Swedish, He'd

Acne Is A Bigger Problem Than Injuries.

Resignations Are For Prime Ministers And Those Caught With Their Trousers Down, Not For Me.

Come And See My Coaching Certificates - They're Called The European Cup And League Championships.

Players Lose You Games, Not Tactics. There's So Much Crap Talked About Tactics By People Who Barely Know How To Win At Dominoes.

Beckham? His Wife Can't Sing And His Barber Can't Cut Hair.