If He (peter O'toole) Had Been Any

It's Never Too Early For A Cocktail.

A Perfect Martini Should Be Made By Filling A Glass With Gin Then Waving It In The General Direction Of Italy.

There Are Bad Times Just Around The Corner, There Are Dark Clouds Travelling Through The Sky, And It's No Good Whining, About A Silver Lining, For We Know From Experience They Won't Roll By...

The Higher The Building The Lower The Morals.

We Have No Reliable Guarantee That The Afterlife Will Be Any Less Exasperating Than This One, Have We?