Mad Dogs And Englishmen Go Out In

Consider The Public. Never Fear It Nor Despise It. Coax It, Charm It, Interest It, Stimulate It, Shock It Now And Then If You Must, Make It Laugh, Make It Cry, But Above All Never, Never, Never Bore The Living Hell Out Of It.

We Have No Reliable Guarantee That The Afterlife Will Be Any Less Exasperating Than This One, Have We?

I Have A Memory Like An Elephant. In Fact, Elephants Often Consult Me.

It Is Discouraging How Many People Are Shocked By Honesty And How Few By Deceit.

I Will Accept Anything In The Theatre . . . Provided It Amuses Or Moves Me. But If It Does Neither, I Want To Go Home.