If I Could Pick My Wife By

Today Is A New Day. A New Opportunity To Get Better Stronger Faster Smarter And Closer To Your Goals And Dreams. Take It.

Without Cigarettes, I Would Be Doing Heroin, Probably, On A Daily Basis.

Instead Of Going Out And Shooting People, Why Don't You Go Start A Band.

I Don't Want To See Anyone Leaving Single Tonight. I Want Everyone To Leave Impregnated.

Elijah Wood From Lord Of The Rings Can't Get Married With A Girl Named Holly Beacause It Would Make Holly Wood Get It Hollywood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!