If I Could Pick My Wife By

I Don't Want To See Anyone Leaving Single Tonight. I Want Everyone To Leave Impregnated.

I Think The Terrorists Are Just Idiots.

I Like Getting Toilet Paper Thrown At Me.

My Mom Always Said That There Would Be Haters. Not Everyone Can Love Ya.

Today Is A New Day. A New Opportunity To Get Better Stronger Faster Smarter And Closer To Your Goals And Dreams. Take It.