If I Could Read A Book, I'd

I'm Very Scared To Do It. What If I Don't Come Back? With The Whole Light-years Thing, What If I Come Back 10,000 Years Later, And Everyone I Know Is Dead? I'll Be Like, 'great. Now I Have To Start All Over'.

I Have So Many Great Things Going On In My Life That I Don't Need To Pay Attention To Some Writer.

I Just Do Little Jokes All The Time And People Think I'm Serious. I Know Exactly Who Gordon Ramsay Is, I Know Exactly Who Gordon Brown Is... I Just Say Jokes But They Think I'm Serious Which I Think Is Funny And I Think I Kind Of Play Up The Image Sometimes Because - Whatever - It's Just Entertainment.

I Like It, But It's Yellow, And I'm Like, I Didn't Want Yellow For My Engagement Ring.

When I Have A Daughter I Have A Lot Of Good Advice For Her.