If I Ever Bore You, It'll Be

There Is No Other Occupation In The World That So Closely Resembled Enslavement As The Career Of A Film Star.

In My Dreams I Am Not Crippled. In My Dreams, I Dance.

Love Is A Publicity Stunt, And Making Love, After The First Curious Raptures, Is Only Another Petulant Way To Pass The Time Waiting For The Studio To Call.

If I Ever Bore You, It'll Be With A Knife.

After A Person Dies, His Biographers Feel Free To Give Him A Glittering List Of Intimate Friends. Anecdotes Are So Much Tastier Spiced With Expensive Names.