In My Dreams I Am Not Crippled.

When I Went To Hollywood In 1927, The Girls Were Wearing Lumpy Sweaters And Skirts. I Was Wearing Sleek Suits And Half Naked Beaded Gowns And Piles And Piles Of Furs.

Most Beautiful Dumb Girls Think They Are Smart And Get Away With It, Because Other People, On The Whole, Aren't Much Smarter.

If I Ever Bore You, It'll Be With A Knife.

Writing Is 1 Percent Inspiration, And 99 Percent Elimination.

After A Person Dies, His Biographers Feel Free To Give Him A Glittering List Of Intimate Friends. Anecdotes Are So Much Tastier Spiced With Expensive Names.