If I Ever Make A Hole In

Shakespeare, Who Never Could Think Up A Plot By Himself, Found This One [macbeth] In Holinshed's Chronicles, Changing It Just Enough So That No One Would Recognize The Source. He Didn't Count On The Resourcefulness Of Modern Scholars, Who Have To Discover Things Like This To Become Associate Professors.

Shake And Shake The Catsup Bottle None Will Come And Then A Lot'll.

Until Eve Arrived, This Was A Man's World.

If You Convinced Me And I Convinced You, Would There Not Still Be Two Points Of View?

If I Ever Make A Hole In One, A Thrill That I've Never Known, I Won't Be Believed And I'll Have No Fun, For I'm Sure To Be Playing Alone.