If I Had Cleared The Trees And

I've Been On Some Fairways That Are As Good As The Greens We Putted On Back Then. We Had Crab Grass. I Remember One Green Where I Putted Through Ants.

A Bad Putter Is Like A Bad Apple In A Barrel. First, It Turns Your Chipping Game Sour. Then It Begins To Eat Into Your Irons And Finally It Just Cleans The Head Off Your Driver.

These Greens Are So Fast I Have To Hold My Putter Over The Ball And Hit It With The Shadow.

The Only Place That's Holier Than St. Andrews Is Westminster Abbey.

I've Said A Thousand Times, You Can't Go Into A Shop And Buy A Good Golf Game.