If I Had Cleared The Trees And

The Only Place That's Holier Than St. Andrews Is Westminster Abbey.

These Greens Are So Fast I Have To Hold My Putter Over The Ball And Hit It With The Shadow.

There Are No Short Hitters On The Tour Anymore - Just Long And Unbelievably Long.

The Fairways Were So Narrow You Had To Walk Down Them Single File.

Don't Just Play Your Way Around The Course. Think Your Way Around Way Around The Course.