If I Had My Life To Live

Be Kind To Dumb People.

Intellectuals Should Never Marry; They Won't Enjoy It; And Besides, They Should Not Reproduce Themselves.

The Chief Trouble With Jazz Is That There Is Not Enough Of It; Some Of It We Have To Listen To Twice.

The Mind Of Man Has No Defense To Equal Plain, Old Common Sense. This Homely Virtue Don't Despise, If You Would Be Happy As Well As Wise.

Babies Are Such A Nice Way To Start People.