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My Daughter's Tricycle Said "some Assembly Required." It Came In A Jar.

I Don't Want To Say Work Is Who I Am, But Some People Feel More Centered And More Whole When They're Producing And Creating.

I'll Be Spending The Holidays With My Family. Nothing Special, Just Some Light Bickering And Biting Sarcasm.

The Comics That Are Just Conversing With You Up There And Drawing On Their Own Life, Yeah, I Guess So. I Guess Some Do Political Humor, Some Do Topical Humor, But The Ones That I Like, The Ones That Are Appealing To Me, Were Guys Who Were Just Talking To You About Their Life.

You Might Think That's An Exaggeration But Believe Me, If You Leave Twin Two-year-olds Alone In Your Living Room, At Some Point A Cow Will Be Airborne.