If I'm At A Party And Someone

And The Goal Really Is To Make The Audience Laugh, To Bring Them Some Joy.

I Did End Up Doing Substitute Teaching, But There's Not A Lot Of Teaching Involved In That.

I Like Pens. My Writing Is So Amazing There's Never A Need To Erase

I Mean, I've Had Bartenders And Waiters And Waitresses Make A Comment About A Joke Of Mine, Like Pointing Out Some Sort Of Logic Error Or Something That I've Never Even Thought About, And They're Right.

I Mean, I've Always Had Scattered Interests, But I Never Went On Stage To Get An Agent Or Anything Like That