If I'm Going To Appear In Front

I Have Never Owned A Computer. I Am One Of Those Weirdos. I've Never Needed A Computer. I'm Lucky That I Have A Job Where I'm Not Required To Use One.

Never Go Anywhere You Have To Wear Brown Shoes.

I Got Briefly Mistaken For Someone Who Might Be Good In Bed, Which Was Very, Very Good.

I Have Nothing Against Romanticism. I'm All For It. I'm Helpless In The Face Of Romance.

I Hardly Even Leave My Own House.