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If I Paid Ten Dollars For A Cigar, First I'd Make Love To It, Then I'd Smoke It.

Happiness? A Good Cigar, A Good Meal, A Good Cigar And A Good Woman - Or A Bad Woman; It Depends On How Much Happiness You Can Handle.

People Are Always Asking Me When I'm Going To Retire. Why Should I? I've Got It Two Ways - I'm Still Making Movies, And I'm A Senior Citizen, So I Can See Myself At Half Price.

I Honestly Think It Is Better To Be A Failure At Something You Love Than To Be A Success At Something You Hate.

It's Good To Be Here. At 98, It's Good To Be Anywhere.