If I Played In New York, They'd

October: That's When They Pay Off For Playing Ball.

So Many Ideas Come To You And You Want To Try Them All, But You Can't. You're Like A Mosquito In A Nudist Colony, You Don't Know Where To Start.

The Only Way I'm Going To Get A Gold Glove Is With A Can Of Spray Paint.

Please God, Let Me Hit One. I'll Tell Everybody You Did It.

Just Like Every Other Kid In My Grade School, I Was Listening To My Little Radio Plug In My Ear When Mickey Mantle Hit 18 Post-season Homers And Won Series After Series For The Yankees. I Listened And I Learned From That. I Think He Was The Original 'mr. October,' But Thank God It Didn't Stick.