If I Raised My Hand To Wipe

Spend At Least One Mother's Day With Your Respective Mothers Before You Decide On Marriage. If A Man Gives His Mother A Gift Certificate For A Flu Shot, Dump Him.

Sometimes I Can't Figure Designers Out. It's As If They Flunked Human Anatomy.

If You Can't Make It Better, You Can Laugh At It.

There Is Nothing More Miserable In The World Than To Arrive In Paradise And Look Like Your Passport Photo.

One Meal A Day Is Enough For A Lion And Would Be For All Of Us If All We Did All Day Was Swat Flies.