If I Spray It On The Seat,

All Sliced Up And Sealed Tight In Baggies. Guess Love Makes You Do Funny Things.

If Somebody Had Told Me That You Have A Choice Of Being A Rock Star Or Playing Left Field For The Tigers, There Would Not Have Been A Choice At All. I Would Have Said, 'where's My Locker?'

Do You Feel Your Best When Your Strung Out On Your Morphine And Meth?

I Always Think That You Should Be Striving To Write Your Best Song.

I'm Not Crazy About Country-western Music. But The Lyrics Are Good. "i'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy" Is Pretty Clever.