Rock Should Never Be In Bed With

It's So Funny That People Think I Actually Ran For President. I Am Maybe The Most Un-political Person You're Ever Going To Meet. When I Put "elected" Out, It Was Definitely A Satire... "alice Cooper For President"... When Everybody Realized I Was Running Against Nixon, You Known, Even On A Joke Level, I Think I Got A Lot Of Write-in Votes.

You Were Out On Tour, 75 Cities In 80 Days, And Then Making Records On Top Of It. And They Started Calling Us The Hollywood Vampires 'cause Anybody Only Saw Us At Night.

They Should Invent Some Way To Tape-record Your Dreams. I've Written Songs In My Dreams That Were Beatles Songs. Then I'd Wake Up And They'd Be Gone.

We Cheated On Our Math Tests, We Carved Some Dirty Words On The Desk.

I Can't Get My Wrists To Bleed, Just Don't Know Why Suicide Appeals To Me.