If I Want To Be A Better

I Got Eight O-levels At School...zero In Every Subject.

It Was A Big Relief Off My Shoulder.

Everywhere I Looked Life Seemed To Be Full Of Problems And They Were Just Going To Go On And On. It Was Never Going To Get Any Better.

I'll Tell You The Truth; I Had A Double Brandy Before The Game But, Before, It Used To Be Four Bottles Of Whisky. Not Any More. I Was Fine. I Had A Glass Of Wine After The Game. But It Was Just A Mouthful.

A Boy Is Better Unborn Than Untaught.